haveitjoeway:

what I want to do for halloween:

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what I’ll end up doing on halloween:

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rlmjob:

pizza:

rlmjob:

I just want pizza

everyone wants a slice of me

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http://devilswake.tumblr.com/post/98940486115/lickgold-i-love-fall-and-winter-you-get-to

lickgold:

I LOVE FALL AND WINTER

YOU GET TO WATCH COOL SCARY MOVIES AND EAT LOTS OF FOOD THAT SOMEHOW TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN AND EVERYTHING SMELLS GOOD

CANDLES

THEN YOU GET TO BLAST OLD TIMEY CHRISTMAS MUSIC IN YOUR ROOM AND IN YOUR CAR AND SING SO LOUDLY WHILE DRINKING YOUR HOT COCOA WITH…

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

countrygirlalexis:

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

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tittenkits:

kitten-xoxo:

p-ardiselost:

"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that?
LET ?
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

THIS

But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

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A burger sounds fucking awesome right now help